Reasons I Am a Sucky Girlfriend

1. I complain constantly.
2. I only talk about myself.
3. I get bored when you aren't talking about me or things I like.
4. I have no idea what to do in relationships.
5. I am probably a horrible kisser.
6. I am probably definitely a horrible kisser.
7. I am clingy.
8. I am horrible at starting conversations.
9. I complain constantly.
10. I am an obsessive cuddler.
11. I get nervous when you initiate the cuddling.
12. I get mad when you don't initiate the cuddling.
13. I get mad when you don't cuddle back.
14. I am intense about my cuddling apparently.
15. I always want to talk to you.
16. I never know what to say when I actually am talking to you.
17. I complain constantly.
18. I am incredibly indecisive.
19. I let you pay for everything. Everything.
20. I promise myself that I will pay next time but then I forget to do so.
21. I get annoyed when you don't text first.
22. I don't tell you when I am annoyed so you never know what annoys me.
23. I complain constantly.
24. I am the most awkward human being alive.
25. I am prone to making awkward situations.
26. I will drag you to romantic movies and make you feel uncomfortable.
27. I am really quiet.
28. If I don't know what to do, I will stand there and look stupid.
29. And I never know what to do.
30. Did I mention that I complain constantly?
31. I tend to be pretty repetitive
32. I don't know how to carry on a conversation.
33. I spend all my time inside on the internet.
34. Which explains why I justified my flaws by making a blog post about them...